Which I can.
This tale comes to you from the mind of my 7 year old son, with only minor editing on my part. I helped with the spelling and asked a few questions along the way, but the rest is all his.
In a land far, far away there lived ninjas. They were in a war with Zorgon and his skeleton army.
The best ninja of all was Ninja X, but he was on a secret mission to destroy Ninja XOX, a skeleton ninja with darkness in his bones and rage of terror.
The ninjas attacked Zorgon’s castle, but they were falling quickly! The skeletons were too powerful! Someone had to help them. Who could save them?
Luckily, there was one ninja who hadn’t fallen. Ninja Nine, the lightning ninja! The power of the sun gives him lightning powers. Ninja Nine killed all the skeletons in the blink of an eye, but his ninja friends rose from the dead. Ninja Nine was surrounded, but he saw something that could help him: the skeleton ray!
The skeleton ray was a huge laser that could make people rise from the dead. Zorgon must have used it on his friends. Ninja Nine saw it just outside Zorgon’s castle gate.
As he ran over to it, he got grabbed and thrown into the dungeon. He had lost!
But suddenly, he remembered his lightning sword. The lightning came out and broke all the bars of the cage, and he escaped.
But then, the evil skeleton ninjas saw him as he escaped. They came charging at him with their magic abilities.
Suddenly, Ninja X came charging through the doors. Ninja Nine and Ninja X worked together to defeat them and used the skeleton ray to turn them into humans again. Then they went to Zorgon, and the biggest battle of their lives.
They found Zorgon waiting for them in the throne room, sitting in his chair with his magic sceptre.
“Ha ha ha!” laughed Zorgon. “You cannot defeat me! I am the most powerful of them all!”
“No you’re not,” said Ninja X. “We’re going to kick you in the face!”
Zorgon waved his sceptre, and all the ninjas except Ninja X got thrown to the wall and couldn’t move. They were trapped!
Ninja X threw all his ninja abilities at him at once: fire, water, air, lightning, earth, and even the power of darkness. And then Zorgon had fallen.
The ninjas had won and Zorgon was never to be seen again.