Sunday, May 30, 2010
I'm afraid I have more bad news.
Brave loggers in the Amazon have been fending off wild animals, exotic diseases, and assorted treehuggers to uncover startling new evidence of the giant dung beetle invasion.
Scientists Find Ancient Geoglyphs Carved In The Amazon Jungle
Thankfully, these daring explorers have finally leveled enough of this mosquito infested jungle to reveal these so-called geoglyphs, huge tracks laid out on the jungle floor.
So what can we determine from these facts?
1) Whoever is responsible has a command of geometry and an understanding of advanced math.
2) They were able to create trails 40' wide and 12' deep, drawing straight lines hundreds of miles long, creating these huge geometric figures through dense jungle.
3) Until the area was cleared by loggers, these figures were hidden, meaning that we were never meant to see them.
Now if that's not going to convince you that the SGDBFLA are on the march, I don't know what will.
Of course, the academics in their ivory tower have once again leapt to the conclusion that these markings must be man-made. Blinkered by this misconception, they are unable to see why anyone would go to all this trouble to make such elaborate figures with no clear function.
Will they ever learn?
Clearly, these ancient geoglyphs are only a piece of a much greater puzzle, revealing nothing less than the SGDBFLA's master plan to take over the world, and in so doing, take over America. These lines and shapes are the blueprint to the SGDBFLA's invasion strategy.
If we're going to stop this menace, we need to see this blueprint in its entirety, which of course is impossible with all the trees in the way. We need to chop down every last tree and scrub the Amazon clean. With the trees gone, and the help of Google Earth, we can finally see what those beetles are up to.
I urge every patriot to take to the streets and demand that we invade Brazil and defoliate like we used to in the good old days. We have to burn, baby, burn to keep America, and to a lesser extent, the rest of the world, free from these giant insect overlords. This may be our last, best chance to turn the tide and keep America safe from the SGDBFLA menace.
I urge you, Mr. President. And you, Rogue Generals and Blaze-of-Glory patriots. Burn the Amazon. Turn it to a vast plain of death and ash from which the world may never recover.
Do it for America. Do it for the flag. Do it for the children.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Fear not, I've got it covered. Since I'm not constrained by having any sort of a real life, I'm able to search the globe, watch the skies, and keep watch over all of you.
A waste of time? Maybe.
Until I found this:
Giant Balls of Costa Rica
It seems the place is lousy with perfectly round balls of rock. Archaeologists seem to think they're pretty old, and can't figure out how people made these things with tools available at the time, or how they moved them for that matter. They've been working on this since the '30s and they're still no further along.
The big mistake made up until now was the assumption that people were responsible. Sure, there was some noise that aliens might have made them. Bipedal, humanoid aliens. In other words, space people.
The truth is far simpler, Dear Reader, and far stranger.
Giant dung beetles.
That's right. These balls are even older than we thought. They're fossilized dinosaur dung, rolled into perfect spheres by ancient dung beetles, measuring an estimated 40' tall, which would weigh in at somewhere around 6,000 tons. I know what you're thinking: dung beetles are renowned for their great strength and can move objects several times their own weight. Surely, a beetle of 40 or 50 pounds could roll these balls which weigh no more than 32,000 pounds.
And you'd be right. A 50 pound dung beetle would be well able to handle any of these stone balls. Only, they weren't stone then. They were poop. They hadn't yet dehydrated and compressed, never mind the mass loss due to decomposition and... erm, ingestion. Believe me, I've done the math. We're talking about 6,000 ton beetles hauling balls 100 times heavier.
Only now, no one can find them. No remains. Nothing in the fossil record. Not a single scrap of evidence.
They're that smart.
Scientists are right in assuming that the creation of these orbs requires advanced mathematical systems. That's right, superintelligent giant dung beetles with advanced geometry and possibly calculus. We can't be sure.
It's only 1,600 miles from Costa Rica to Texas. They've had plenty of time, and we can assume that they're smart enough to evade immigration.
For all we know, they're already here.
Now, some people will tell you that there's no such thing as giant dung beetles. Some people, these so-called smart people, claim that there's no need to leap to such outlandish conclusions based on such flimsy evidence.
But can we really afford to take that chance?
That's why I want all of you, each and every one of you, whether you're a proud American or just wish you were, to write to Washington, write to your senator, your representative. Demand to know what is being done to protect your nation and your excrement from Latin American, superintelligent giant beetles.
What if they're already here and ready to strike? Can we really afford to be "reasonable" and "sensible"? Act now, Dear Reader! Our nation, our world, and yes, our poo may depend on it!
(Top that, Glenn!)
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Like last week, the common link with all these songs was a lack of any personal meaning. These are not songs I loved or hated. I didn't think they were even songs I noticed. I can't say that I've had any song stuck in my head for very long this week, but I've had a constant stream of where-did-that-come-from music lately, a tangent inspired jukebox with the strangest playlist you've ever come across.
For instance, last night, for no particular reason the Beastie Boys crept into my brain. No, not Fight For Your Right. I got this little gem:
Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn
So, again for no reason, I start putting together a play list of pale rap acts, which get cheesier with each song. Yep, Vanilla Ice visited, but I focused on Queen's baseline, so that wasn't so bad. Then I somehow came up with this:
3rd Bass - Pop Goes The Weasel
Now, I didn't know that I knew 3rd Bass at all, but since YouTube needs more than "um... that pop goes song with the guys... it's kinda old, oh you know what I mean," I must have paid attention at some point. Still, pulling that Trivia McNugget from my nether regions may require medical attention, or at least some sort of ointment.
It looks like my head is enjoying the exercise, with each lost hit inspiring three more. As last night's playlist got cheesier, my head shifted gears:
NKOTB - Hangin Tough
This one at least makes some sense to me. I know why I know this song, and I know who to blame. (You know who you are. Don't worry. I won't out you here, but this one is all your fault.)
That was one night. I've had a week of this, and I'm discounting every song that floated through due to a direct reminder. These are just the out of the blue songs. I've relived the Tom Tom Club, England Dan & John Ford Coley (yoink!), and a Ricky Nelson song that I heard on Ozzie and Harriet! That's right, Sherman. Set the Wayback Machine for old!
Somehow, I've tripped a switch and my subconscious decided to use every song I ever heard for a workout, digging up all the forgotten gold - and some fool's gold as well.
I'll keep you posted on future developments. Right now, I'm coping with an ELO attack:
ELO - Strange Magic
What? You were expecting Can't Get It Out of My Head maybe?
Friday, May 21, 2010
Please note, especially those in the GMT, I didn't say it's time for a barbecue. I won't be wearing a quippy apron. I won't be calling friends and family over and gathering sausages and chicken wings by the metric ton. There won't be cases of cold beer at hand, a collection of nieces, nephews and preteen neighbours playing tag.
I'm just cooking outside.
This seems to be a strange concept around here. People just don't cook outside for the flavour or because it's already too hot inside. It has to be an event, a celebration. Maybe it has to do with the local obsession with sun, some sort of anti-rain dance. So instead of a light meal for a hot day, there is a feast, usually scorched to somewhere between "Cajun style" and "extra crispy."
I've never been a sun worshiper, and I don't think of sunlight as rare, so I don't value it in the same way as my neighbours. As long as the glare doesn't make me squint too much, I'm fairly indifferent to the sun, but given the choice, I'm just as likely to stay indoors. Today, barbecued burgers sound good, so I'll make them outside, but we'll still be eating at the dining room table.
I've also barbecued in the rain and the snow. Just in the mood.
I get asked about my impressions on the local weather from time to time. Usually, it comes out something like "Do you find the weather very bad around here?" Every single time, my answer disappoints. "Not really." Sorry, folks. It's a little bit damp and cool. Sometimes, kind of grey. The weather here is usually mild and rarely dangerous.
Since moving here, weather hasn't been a serious concern. A thunder storm is unusual here; I couldn't tell you how many years it's been since I've seen lightning, an actual lightning fork, not just some flicker over the horizon. I don't have to deal with droughts, killer heatwaves, tornadoes, hurricanes or blizzards. I haven't had to chase my garden shed across the street or pull the car over because the wipers can't keep up with the waterfall running down the windshield. I haven't lost electricity because the power plant can't keep up with all the air conditioners.
I'm stepping on some toes by saying this. It's almost like attacking the national identity. But cool and grey isn't bad weather, just a little dull. Today, for instance, it's warm and humid and the sky's somewhere between slate and gunmetal. Not a great day for a party, but it'll do just fine for barbecue.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tonight, it's an old willow, a gnarled beast of a tree arthritic branches looming over the crossroads where no one travels anymore, under a mist-shrouded moon on a night flavoured with a hint of Bella Legosi.
It's a night for shuttered windows. It's a night to be a million miles away, enjoying a hot cup in front of a crackling fire, a lazy hound at your feet. Instead, there is only fog. And moonlight. And an old willow tree.
There's no point in turning back. Roads can only go forward.
Just as expected, there's a hole, right there between two massive club-footed roots. Maybe a rabbit hole, maybe the abyss.
The hole is silent, black. Moonlight knows where it's not wanted. It could lead anywhere. It could be anything. . .
Except, of course, a hole in the roots of an old willow tree.
Roads can only go forward.
Monday, May 17, 2010
I wanted to put up some fiction, something a little different, so I put together a little something just for the blog. Only, I think it might be something I can sell. And publishers don't want stories that have already been released.
So I'm keeping it. Sorry. We can try again tomorrow.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
It's starting to mess with my head.
Now, I'm naturally prone to getting a song stuck in my head, and when I get one, it usually gets lodged in there pretty solid. A few years back, Colin Hay did a cameo spot on Scrubs and I quite literally spent months trying to free myself of his song, the not-so-much ironic as dead-on-accurately titled Overkill. It took a heavy dose of Men At Work's Best Of CD to purge that one, and it still floats in from time to time.
That, dear reader, is the Devil I Know.
Lately though, I've been pulling songs out of nowhere. They don't stick around as long, but the strangeness of the playlist is a little unsettling. My internal iPod seems to be set for AM radio, and I've been coming up with songs I never knew that I knew. Apparently, my head is full of Rumsfeld's unknown knowns.
And it's not like this is my music. What's worse, it isn't even especially not my music. These are songs that I thought I ignored decades ago, songs that should have been beneath my notice. I shouldn't even remember that Steely Dan existed, much less wake up singing Ricky Don't Lose That Number. That's right, I've got lyrics.
I'm somewhere between embarrassed and horrified at this turn of events, but there's also an element of morbid curiosity. The song selection process is completely baffling. There have been cases in the past where an overheard remark has reminded me of a lyric. That doesn't seem to be happening here. I seem to be pulling songs from out of nowhere, or some other place where the sun don't shine.
I've done a good job of editing out the bigger hits of the past few decades. Instead of a Best of the '70s and '80s compilation, I get Love On the Rocks, Cherish, and When Will I See You Again. I even managed to come up with, get this, A Fifth of Beethoven. There aren't even any lyrics to not realize that I know!
And bad enough that Kenny Rogers wanders into my subconscious. The Gambler, I hear you say? Oh, no no no, Dear Reader. That would be far too mainstream for my subconscious.
Lady. Does anyone apart from yours truly, and possibly Kenny Rogers, even remember Lady?!
Quality control does seem to be reasserting itself lately. Paler Shade of Winter spent a few minutes floating around my head, and I woke up to Space Oddity this morning. But I know for every Paul Simon, there's a Karen Carpenter queuing up, waiting for my mind to wander. For every David Bowie, a Daryl Hall.
I had hoped that the soundtrack to my life would be a bit quirky, a little bit cool. Something worthy of the odd strut, maybe just a little bit pretentious.
No risk of pretension here. Instead of Rockin' In the Free World, it looks like I'm A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock n' Roll.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
I posted this essay on Writing4All a little while back, and I just found out that it won the monthly contest for Best Nonfiction.
Grandma's did indeed lie over the river and through the woods, where neighbours were friendly, but far flung and rare. Back then, the world was just a little bit bigger, and the Middle of Nowhere was a little further from the Edge of Anywhere. There weren't any other kids for miles around. My sister was there, but well, she was my sister, so clearly that wasn't an option. I was going to have to find another way to play.
What I did have was one big honkin' playground. The woods were filled with trails to explore. The rest would have to come from imagination. And so, during my time there, I chased monsters, fended off super villains and alien invasions, and generally defended the world from Bad Things which tended to show up in the woods, just out of sight of the house.
Between invasions and crime waves, I spent my time drawing. Sometimes, I illustrated my own courageous deeds, or came up with new adventures based on these earlier exploits. Sometimes, I just drew stuff I saw on Saturday morning television. I went through my share of crayons, markers, pencils, the odd bits of chalk, just about anything that would leave a mark.
There was no doubt that stories were going to matter to me. There was no escaping it. But the clincher, the real deal-closer, the reason I decided that I would have to tell my own stories, that would have to be my Grandad.
Late one evening, just a little before bedtime, I was sitting on the front porch swing, watching the fireflies and looking for all the world like a scene out of Andy Griffith. Grandad came out and joined me, sitting in his rocker. We sat there in the twilight for a few minutes before he lit up a cigar and he started to tell me a story.
He spun this amazing tale, about a farmer with a talking dog who fended off giants and dragons and became a hero by accident. It was funny and scary and magical. It was years later that I learned that the story wasn't his own. Tolkein's Farmer Giles of Ham was one of Grandad's favourite books, and he knew the story well enough to tell me off the top of his head and make it his own.
Grandad would tell me lots of stories over the years. Some were his, some weren't. Over the course of a summer, I heard about the adventures of Bilbo Baggins. He told me stories over the dying embers of campfires and in the flash of thunderstorms, stories of Arthur and Perseus and Coyote. He told me stories of his youth, the kind of true stories that may have never happened. He showed me how to make magic.
Of course, over time, kids outgrow Neverland. Mostly. Oral storytelling will always be something special to me, but I adore a well told story, regardless of the medium. A good story, whether aloud, in print, or on the big screen, is still magical. I took the scenic route before coming back and trying to tell my own stories, but I was always going to wind up here.
It's in the blood.
I have a few other pieces of varying quality there as well. You can see them at:
Henry on Writing4All
There's a lot of good work on the site, and it's worth checking out some of the other writers as well.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go support the school team.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
That being said, source material was sometimes limited. As a child of the '70s, the TV could only take me so far. I could catch Adam West every day after school, and as mentioned before, I had Saturday morning covered, but I'd be waiting a while before I could pick up a DVD box set. Instead, I had LP's.
As a kid, I had a lot of records, and most of them didn't feature music. I remember listening to the tales of Sinbad and this amazing double album of Danny Kaye telling Hans Christian Anderson stories (which may come up in a future entry), but the records I kept coming back to were Batman and Superman.
The Batman record came in a thick, heavy box, perfect for the fanboy in your life. There was a Batsignal pin, a "signed" poster from Batman, and a reprint collection of comic book stories. The record was a full cast reading of these stories from the '40s and '50s. This was where I first learned about Bruce Wayne's parents, and about Dick Grayson's parents as well. (Yep, lots of orphans in tights out there.) I loved this record and played it over and over while I sprawled across my bed following along in the comic.
It had nothing on Superman.
Back in 1974, Kellogs ran a promotion, offering a collection of original Superman radio broadcast for boxtops. My grandmother surprised me with the stack of albums, and I commandeered the hi-fi for weeks. I listened to Superman every chance I got, starting with the very first episode where Krypton is destroyed (seriously, what is it with all the orphans?!). Somehow the commercial spots for Rice Crispies and Pep (whatever that was) added to the experience.
Out of curiosity, I looked up the collection on Ebay. It listed a pretty generous price for the 4 record set, although I seem to remember a set of 5. Either way, my records were for listening, and maybe scribbling across the cover, but definitely not for collecting. They didn't hold up very well. The scratches added up and they eventually became unusable, but by that time, I'd nearly memorized every episode line for line.
From these albums, and later listening to my Grandad's cassettes of the Shadow (which may also be worthy of a future entry) and even some NPR broadcasts of Hitchhiker's Guide and Star Wars, I've got a soft spot for radio adventure. When I discovered podcasts, I managed to find some real gems, including my beloved Superman program:
Superman Radio Program
I also found a new generation of audio drama.
Okay, pay attention. This is not going to happen often. I don't want to make a habit of promoting products or websites. I'm not about to start doing anyone's selling for them.
That being said, I adore Decoder Ring Theater. This is new old time radio, a fantastic homage to classic radio. They have two ongoing shows: The Red Panda and Black Jack Justice, and I'd be hard pressed to recommend one over another. Both take advantage of some great scripting, dialog that, if I'm being honest, makes me truly jealous, and wonderful acting. These folks put on a great show.
For that matter, the Summer Showcase, which does one-off and short runs, has some fantastic stories as well. A two-part western (the name escapes me, sorry) stands out in particular.
Believe me. This is worth checking out. You can get the podcast on iTunes or you can find them here:
Decoder Ring Theatre
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
America's ridiculously good at exporting itself, and there's not a whole lot from Over There I can't lay my grubby little paws on with a minimum of fuss. Contact with friends and family is pretty straight-forward at the dawn of the 21st century, and it looks like it will just keep getting easier. So there's no huge gaping Americana-shaped hole in my heart. I may grumble once in a while at the lack of Stephen Colbert in my life (can't even get him on the computer!) and every once in a while, I still try to get in the wrong side of the car. But the biggest change in my life, day to day, is food.
It's never the good stuff either. I can make that myself. It's the guilty pleasures, the unrepentant junk that I miss. I haven't had Nutter Butters, Taco Bell, Little Debbies, Mountain Dew, a really-good really-bad chilli dog or even a convenience store burrito in over ten years! No amount of skill in the kitchen is going to make that happen for me.
Eating at home isn't all that different. Or rather, any differences are intentional and have more to do with the fact that I'm ten years older than with my position five time zones to the right. For better or worse, supermarket shelves look a little more American every year, and while I have yet to find fluorescent orange mac n' cheese and no packaging yet contains the suffix a-roni, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.
Eating out is another matter.
Yes, I can still visit the Golden Arches. I've got plenty of fast food options, and although it's a slightly different experience ("Do you want curry sauce with your McNuggets?"), it's close enough.
Around here, more often than not, dining out has a sense of occasion. Americans on the other hand often have a more functional relationship with a restaurant. We're not here for an evening out. We're here because we're hungry, and it'll take too long to get home and cook. We're looking for good, quick and cheap food, not neccessarily in that order.
We probably haven't gotten a babysitter either, so the place has to be kid friendly. Sure, we have fancier places where you can go for that special date or to celebrate that big promotion, but you'll have an easier time finding the row of family restaurants just off the interstate.
My biggest problem here is scheduling. I never seem to get hungry at an appropriate time. Pubs often serve food at lunch, but finding a decent meal at around 3:30 in the afternoon can be tricky, especially if you're a bit off the beaten path. That's when my Inner Yank gets all huffy and indignant, genuinely shocked that I can't get what I want right now. That whole immediate gratification thing? Yeah, the rest of the world's catching up, but we're way out in front.
Just wait and see what happens when you try to order iced tea.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Yeah, I do that.
It's actually pretty interesting. I won't bore you with the details, but it hit when this huge property bubble, pumped up by cheap and easy credit, suddenly burst.
The president decentralized national finance and let state and private banks look after themselves. Everyone did really well for a few years, but the banks were overextended and suddenly found they didn't have enough cash in reserves. Credit dried up overnight.
Everyone got hit pretty hard. Businesses went under nationwide. Foreign investors took a big hit too. Bankruptcy was commonplace. Unemployment hit double digits. Worst depression these folks would ever see.
People lost everything. Some were speculators who bet it all and lost, but most were regular folks just trying to get by, people who didn't know they were taking a chance at all.
Yup, pretty interesting.
Monday, May 10, 2010
I've been reliving my childhood through theme songs and YouTube clips all day. Snapshots of Rice Crispies and Saturday morning television. Of dictatorial control of the TV for those hours. Of sunshine ignored until I was bodily removed in a bloodless coup.
Back in the pre-cable days, kid’s television came in very specific windows. You could usually find a something before and after school, but it was all about Saturday morning. That was when the three (that's right, three) big networks got in the game. That's when I'd catch up with Scooby, and Bugs, and Fat Albert, and just about anything that someone took the time to draw.
Most of this was safe enough, harmless. But empty. These shows promised to do nothing more than to pass 30 minutes with me (eight of them in commercials), but they made no demands either. They may not have been good, but they were easy. They paved the way for the family friendly sitcoms that would follow. The kinds of shows that made me flabby inside and out.
Every once in a while, though, I'd strike gold. Not because I'd found something especially good. Dear God, no. Most of them were no different from the rest of my junk food television diet. They were just as vacant, just as empty as everything else out there. But they would have me riveted, studying every word, every line. There would be a few over the years, but Superfriends came first.
I remember seeing it for the first time. Mom flicked on the TV to keep me busy, and there was Aquaman. He wasn't the first superhero I'd seen, and no, he's not typically the most impressive (he talks to fish!), but in that moment, he was a giant. Every hero since has had to endure Aquaman's shadow.
Superfriends was ridiculously squeaky clean and, no, it doesn't hold up well. Superheroes defending the world, not against supervillains, but against well meaning geniuses. There were no epic battles, just investigation, cooperation, and wholesome understanding. But there was something there that spoke to me, something about being a hero, about saving the day, something elemental. It would set me on the road that would shape my imagination for decades, my love of the impossible and the epic, my love of the heroic.
For decades, influences have jockeyed for position to take charge of my imagination, to flick that switch that makes me grin like a junkie about to shoot up.
I pulled up that opening sequence today, heard Ted Knight's over the top narration, and for just a second, I was 6 again.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
No cool links.
No holiday pictures.
No naughty limericks.
Here's my promise to you though:
It's going to happen again. And next time, I'll have nothing.
No cool links.
No holiday pictures.
No naughty limericks.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Luckily, my 5 year old son came up with a solution.
Apparently, he learned all about it in school, how the volcanic ash fouls jet engines, making it dangerous for them to fly, how the volcano in Iceland made a big cloud of ash that blew our way, how that cloud kept any planes from flying here at all. For 5, he had a pretty solid grasp of the situation.
That evening, he was filling us in over dinner. After he gave us all the details, he stopped for a moment to have a bite of garlic bread. Then he says, "Hey, Dad. Do blimps not have jet engines?"
Yep, that would do it alright. Blimp engines aren't as vulnerable to ash as jet turbines. They don't fly as high either. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure that airships could safely fly under a cloud of ash. As far as I can tell, it should work.
Now all we need is a fleet of blimps. Every time the wind blows out of the north, we're going to be grounded, so if anyone can put us in touch with the folks at Goodyear . . .
Friday, May 7, 2010
I can't say that I have any great pearls of wisdom to pass along to new immigrants. I can't see this ever turning into Living Abroad For Dummies, but I do like the sound of my own voice, and this is a subject I know. I imagine I'll be coming back to this from time to time with another peek into the life of an alien.
Today, I'll start with the big picture: identity. When I moved overseas, I became the American. Everything else, personality, taste, appearance, that all took a back seat. I wasn't the clever one, the funny one, the one with glasses. My single, defining feature became my nationality.
That was a bit of a Twilight Zone moment for me. On the left-hand side of the
“Americans don't want a tax hike.” “Americans love their iPhones.” “Americans want better health care.”
Completely meaningless. Empty fluff.
When I moved, American became an identifiable group, a group that does not currently surround me. American is no longer inclusive. American is Other. I am Other. The word suddenly took on a meaning, a real meaning, and I was completely unprepared. It blew my mind. If I'm being honest, it still does.
So now, ten years in, I'm the American. As people have gotten to know me, I've gained a few adjectives along the way. I get to be the clever one again, or the funny one, or the devastatingly handsome one (eh, it was worth a shot), but those tags will always trail behind. First and foremost, I'll always be the American one.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Once I'm rolling, I can always build on what has come before. I can let where we've been point the way to where we're going. By then, dear reader, you and I have a relationship of sorts, a common history with references we can share. But first, I have a Blank Page to deal with.
The Blank Page is a full tank of gas and an open calendar. The Blank Page is the party that hasn't quite started yet, the handful of strangers with meek smiles, where small talk falters and icebreakers die unspoken. The Blank Page is "So what do you want to do?"
The Blank Page is all potential. It can be absolutely anything, and it can still be perfect. Even before the writing starts, in the moment that germ of an idea forms, that absolute potential is shattered. From that moment on, it ceases to be Anything and becomes Something. Doors start closing, possibilities vanish. Every first keystroke kills a Blank Page.
A blog is all Blank Pages, stretching out into infinity. I don't know what I'm making here. I do know that I want a place to rant, to whine, to tell stories, and yes, to show off. But I have no idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say.
Hopefully, it will be worth reading. Hopefully, we'll find that out together.